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WASSUP? ERIC CARTMAN JOIN THE GANK!

Okay, listen up you dumbasses. I’m getting real tired of explaining this over and over. I swear, sometimes I think you’re all more clueless than Butters in a strip club.  $CARTMAN Coin. The ONLY crypto worth talking about. If you haven’t heard of it, maybe you’ve been living under a rock or you’re just plain stupid. Which is it?

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WASSUP?
ERIC CARTMAN
JOIN THE GANK!

Okay, listen up you dumbasses. I’m getting real tired of explaining this over and over. I swear, sometimes I think you’re all more clueless than Butters in a strip club.  $CARTMAN Coin. The ONLY crypto worth talking about. If you haven’t heard of it, maybe you’ve been living under a rock or you’re just plain stupid. Which is it?

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Oh you’re sick of losers? If you don’t get in on $CARTMAN COIN, you’re basically admitting you’re a loser. I mean, more of a loser than you already are.

Think, dumbass. Even Kenny, who can barely stay alive, gets how big this is. If he’s smarter than you right now, you should be real worried.

No whiners. If you miss out and start whining, I swear I’ll kick you square in the nuts. Don’t come crying to me with your sob stories.

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King Cartman. This is MY coin, and if you’re not with it, you’re against me. And trust me, you don’t wanna be against me. Remember what happened to Scott Tenorman?

Last chance R-Tard. This might be your last shot at not being a complete failure in life. So either hop on the $CARTMAN coin train or get run over by it!

If you’re still on the fence about $CARTMAN COIN, maybe the circus is in town and they’re missing a clown. Spoiler: It’s you.